I'm a Pyro-Man!

So, get a load of my latest escapade!!!

Mommy went to Walmart and left Daddy in charge of us kids - and you know how all Moms jokingly fear that if you leave the Dad in charge, the house will burn down? Well, today it almost came true!

Daddy was "watching" us and then he started to smell smoke burning and he searched the house looking for the source - the next thing he knows, he looks up and the light is on fire!

Now, let me explain. I've recently discovered gravity and spend a lot of my time during the days throwing things up in the air over and over again. I'm fascinated with seeing it fall. Apparently, in the midst of me practicing this artform, I threw a pair of Victoria's panties up into the entranceway light and it caught fire. Daddy had to run to the garage and get the ladder to get it out and put the fire out. Luckily, nothing major was damaged - just the panties.

Oh - and I might want to add that I am fascinated with panties in general. I keep making Mommy put them on me so I wear about 20 - 30 at a time. I have a very big tushy!!!